What if...

What if they finally unearth the Garden of Eden and find that it was a prehistoric variety of the modern trailer-park? Prehistory's Dis...er... Fantasy-world? THAT'S IT!!! Adam was, let's call him Walt for this discussion, and Eve was Princess (insert name here). The Ancient-Alien-relatives had a Terra-forming Exhibit up for the kids to play with and so... the whole God/Bible/Creationism Myth was born at the Garden of Eden Theme Park and Tourist Center.
Four Thousand years from now, someone is going to come along and proclaim himself to be the Son of Dis..er Fantasy Man, the Great God also known as 'Mickey!' A religion will be started, of course the Government will see it as a covert attempt to dislodge the Republican majority and all Dis...er... Fantasyites will be sent to the football matches to be trampled. Additionally, they can be hung as Fantasy Roman Torches due to the brownouts. They'll pray to Mickey to save them, to take them on a cruise to the never sorrowful and always joyous Land of Dis...er...Fantasy! 
Over time, the Dis...er...Fantasyites will take control and will declare all previous forms of God-Worship to be outlawed, as well as any form of Democracy. Theocracy all the way in the name of the great Mickey! The world of mankind will be reshaped! Children will go to schools where they learn the Doctrine of the 'M-i-c-k-e-y... Club.' They'll learn that it's OK to persecute and kill anyone they find that they even suspect to worship any God other than Walt and His Divine Fantasy Progeny.
A few hundred years later, out of the Desert will come a man claiming to be the Prophet of the Warners. He'll Declare that although Mickey was a great Prophet, that the true and only God is Elmer. His followers will call the Dis...er...Fantasyites Wabbits, in a derogatory fashion and go hunting them, and the Dis...er...Fantasyites will declare war on the Elmerites and put forth a campaign to take back the Holy Lands of Anaheim and Kissimee from the dirty Elmerites, thus will the 'New Crusades' begin.... © Fred.C.Pierce 7.20.2011 All Rights Reserved